Juggling Jedi Pillows

Help! Original inventor of multi-tasking.

Children's Parties

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Here are the new sales figures, which way up would you like them?"

Football

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

Businessman wearing many hats.

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

'Your CV says in your last job you were responsible for...'

Juggler and Illusionist

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Creative entrepreneur at work

Wealth Juggler.

I drive, therefore I am.

Tennis ball girl.

"Your remote control, sire."

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

Circus

The Housewife

Medieval headlines.

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

Children's Entertainer

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'