Juggling Jedi Pillows

Help! Original inventor of multi-tasking.

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Here are the new sales figures, which way up would you like them?"

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

Football

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

Juggler and Illusionist

'Your CV says in your last job you were responsible for...'

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Creative entrepreneur at work

Wealth Juggler.

I drive, therefore I am.

Tennis ball girl.

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

The Working Mum

Children's Entertainer

The Housewife

Medieval headlines.

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

Circus

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

"Your remote control, sire."