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'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

Jack of all trades

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Travelling

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

Romance

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

"Lovely dovetail."

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Juggler and Illusionist

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

A holiday at home

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"But what you call a track record I call ancient history."

Tennis ball girl.

Medieval headlines.

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

"Your remote control, sire."

"This is a fast-paced job you're applying for...what are your goals...where do you see yourself in the next 10 minutes?"

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

The Housewife

"Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio of sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."