Juggling Dynamo Prints

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

Jack of all trades

Children's Parties

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Romance

Travelling

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"Lovely dovetail."

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

A holiday at home

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

Juggler and Illusionist

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"But what you call a track record I call ancient history."

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

Tennis ball girl.

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

Medieval headlines.

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

"Your remote control, sire."

"This is a fast-paced job you're applying for...what are your goals...where do you see yourself in the next 10 minutes?"

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

"Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio of sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."