Judiciary Satire Fan T-Shirts

Bring some satirical law humor home with our t-shirts designed for judiciary enthusiasts. Witty, clever, and perfect for making a statement in or out of court—these tees brighten up any law lover's wardrobe.

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'I don't know about you guys, but my mail has been running two to one against the constitution.'

'I don't know about you guys, but my mail has been running two to one against the constitution.' mockup

'I don't know about you guys, but my mail has been running two to one against the constitution.'

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Yawning barristers in court

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"Permission To Treat Prosecutor as Hostile, Your Honor?"

"Permission To Treat Prosecutor as Hostile, Your Honor?" mockup

"Permission To Treat Prosecutor as Hostile, Your Honor?"

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'You're the watchdog. Do you honestly expect us to believe you didn't see anything?'

'You're the watchdog. Do you honestly expect us to believe you didn't see anything?' mockup

'You're the watchdog. Do you honestly expect us to believe you didn't see anything?'

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Antonin Scalia

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'That's the lawyer in me trying to get out.'

'That's the lawyer in me trying to get out.' mockup

'That's the lawyer in me trying to get out.'

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The annual running of the lawyers. mockup

The annual running of the lawyers.

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'Cut out the hearsay and get back to work, Ms. Sims.'

'Cut out the hearsay and get back to work, Ms. Sims.' mockup

'Cut out the hearsay and get back to work, Ms. Sims.'

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'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?'

'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?' mockup

'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?'

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'I'd say you have a water-tight case there, boys.'

'I'd say you have a water-tight case there, boys.' mockup

'I'd say you have a water-tight case there, boys.'

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"The legal people are terrified of litigation but I insisted that we write an apology to the client of the lack of service. . . as long as we don't sent it!"

"The legal people are terrified of litigation but I insisted that we write an apology to the client of the lack of service. . . as long as we don't sent it!" mockup

"The legal people are terrified of litigation but I insisted that we write an apology to the client of the lack of service. . . as long as we don't sent it!"

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'I'm afraid that driving the getaway car is more than just a driving offence, Mr. Jones.'

'I'm afraid that driving the getaway car is more than just a driving offence, Mr. Jones.' mockup

'I'm afraid that driving the getaway car is more than just a driving offence, Mr. Jones.'

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Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.' mockup

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

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'I wasn't expecting this when they said they wanted to settle out of court!!'

'I wasn't expecting this when they said they wanted to settle out of court!!' mockup

'I wasn't expecting this when they said they wanted to settle out of court!!'

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'... and in a startling development, 5 Supreme Court decisions were overturned by Judge Judy...'

'... and in a startling development, 5 Supreme Court decisions were overturned by Judge Judy...' mockup

'... and in a startling development, 5 Supreme Court decisions were overturned by Judge Judy...'

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'Ladies and Gentlemen of the press- what is your verdict...?'

'Ladies and Gentlemen of the press- what is your verdict...?' mockup

'Ladies and Gentlemen of the press- what is your verdict...?'

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"What can you possibly expect from my client, your honor? He's a wolf!"

"What can you possibly expect from my client, your honor? He's a wolf!" mockup

"What can you possibly expect from my client, your honor? He's a wolf!"

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Supreme court chairs with IV bags mockup

Supreme court chairs with IV bags

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'They profiled me just because I'm a bank robber!'

'They profiled me just because I'm a bank robber!' mockup

'They profiled me just because I'm a bank robber!'

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"So Mr. Garvin asked, did we all have an understanding in writing? And I said, maybe we can talk about that."

"So Mr. Garvin asked, did we all have an understanding in writing? And I said, maybe we can talk about that." mockup

"So Mr. Garvin asked, did we all have an understanding in writing? And I said, maybe we can talk about that."

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Man behind desk has glass case with Lawyer Repellant

Man behind desk has glass case with Lawyer Repellant mockup

Man behind desk has glass case with Lawyer Repellant

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"I'd like to propose a bill to the effect that we can remain freshmen indefinitely."

"I'd like to propose a bill to the effect that we can remain freshmen indefinitely." mockup

"I'd like to propose a bill to the effect that we can remain freshmen indefinitely."

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"We would like to request a change of venue to an entirely different legal system."

"We would like to request a change of venue to an entirely different legal system." mockup

"We would like to request a change of venue to an entirely different legal system."

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'He's competent in every regard, except to stand trial.'

'He's competent in every regard, except to stand trial.' mockup

'He's competent in every regard, except to stand trial.'

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"Bad news - your DNA was delicious." mockup

"Bad news - your DNA was delicious."

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'My client wasn't going to keep the money, Your Honor - He only robbed the bank to get on a reality show.'

'My client wasn't going to keep the money, Your Honor - He only robbed the bank to get on a reality show.' mockup

'My client wasn't going to keep the money, Your Honor - He only robbed the bank to get on a reality show.'

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"Got outta jury duty!"

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Dreary counsel sending the judge and jury to sleep

Dreary counsel sending the judge and jury to sleep mockup

Dreary counsel sending the judge and jury to sleep

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"Don't worry, folks—with me on your side, the truth doesn't stand a chance!"

"Don't worry, folks—with me on your side, the truth doesn't stand a chance!" mockup

"Don't worry, folks—with me on your side, the truth doesn't stand a chance!"

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'I think you should just plead ignorance, it's so. . . credible.'

'I think you should just plead ignorance, it's so. . . credible.' mockup

'I think you should just plead ignorance, it's so. . . credible.'

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'May the groom kiss the bride?'

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'I think we're in luck. This judge likes 'nut' cases.'

'I think we're in luck. This judge likes 'nut' cases.' mockup

'I think we're in luck. This judge likes 'nut' cases.'

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How do you plead on charges of horsing around and playing the goat?

How do you plead on charges of horsing around and playing the goat? mockup

How do you plead on charges of horsing around and playing the goat?

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Judiciary Satire Fan T-Shirts Collection

Judiciary Satire Fan Mugs

Explore our collection of judiciary satire mugs packed with witty legal humor—perfect for those who love to start their day with a smile. Click to find your favorite joke!

Judiciary Satire Fan Pillows

Snuggle up with our judiciary satire pillows, adding a humorous touch to any room. Perfect for law buffs who love to showcase their legal humor in comfort.

Judiciary Satire Fan Prints

Transform their space with our judiciary satire prints, full of witty legal quips and satirical commentary—ideal for law lovers with a sharp sense of humor.