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Must you be so judgmental?

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

A baby in court

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

"Are you trying to show contempt for this court."

Antonin Scalia

"Remember, junior, in America anyone can aspire to become the most powerful person in government - the special prosecutor!"

'No, no. I told you to look for a precedent.'

"In mitigation, Sunny Chemicals would like to point out that prior to contracting his skin allergy, Mr Crumb was already ugly."

"I don't plead."

Disorder in the Court!

"...And now show us what you said."

'I might even change my views on genetics research if scientists could genetically engineer supreme court appointees!'

"These days, I'm mostly just legislating from the couch."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

'The 'whole truth and nothing but the truth' can be tricky.'

'I'm afraid that driving the getaway car is more than just a driving offence, Mr. Jones.'

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

"How was I supposed to know she was allergic?"

'Your honor, the defense would like to buy a vowel!'

With Jury Duty for All

'Considering my student debt, I felt it prudent to specialize in bankruptcy law,'

"Guilty times infinity."

Fifty Gallon Head.