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'It's not my fault, your honor. I have an overactive killing gland.'

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

Jazz is Invented

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

Six jazz instruments.

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

'Don't blame the lawyer!'

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

"I really wanted to get you off but I didn't want to make a mockery of Justice."

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

Comedy School: 'Please knocky nicky nooo!'

''Not guilty'? -- oh, in denial, are we?'

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

'You are charged with contempt of CNN....'

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

'After counsel said, 'You did it', the defendant said, 'Did not', followed by a, 'Did too'. . .'

Pay Cut for QCs: 'I put it to you that this strikes at the very foundations of justice!'

'This is where I keep my gum.'

'I offer a service to combat your employees' afternoon drowsiness.'

"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo."

'I wonder how my husband is managing at the construction site with my gavel.'

'Our new product has increased growth in our legal department.'

"This is one of those things you should share before marriage."

Late library book. Judge says, 'I don't think you're taking this seriously'.

Dueling Banjos two Banjos about to shoot it out in a Duel.

'If you don't stay seated, I'll have to use my pop-up blocker.'