Judge's Assistant T-Shirts

'I think you have figured out that, with today's overcrowded prisons, pleading insanity will put you back on the streets..."

Trial by Media

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Good boy."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

In basket-case.

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"Morning, all!"

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

I love Lawyers

Good Luck!

'Court's in recess!'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"You call this a constitution?"

"Now that's a win."

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

Barristers

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

"Judgement Day: Division Four"