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Speech bubble showing EUREKA! back to front.

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

"It says here that study claims chimps and humans are 96% the same. What's your thoughts Derek?"

'How could it have been rough for you back in Pharmacy school, Dad? You only had penicillin and aspirin.'

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

"A possible eureka."

"I don't know. He just said he had discovered something and we had to come over and see it."

"This is quite a surprising discovery."

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

Ironically, it was the team member known only as 'Gur' who found the missing link...

'Well my inner diagnostician thinks your inner diagnostician is completely off the wall.'

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

"...I suggest we call it Greenspanium"

The laws of physics are the same everywhere - illustrated by Newton's apple affected by gravity

"Dear, I'm at that age where things are finally starting to click for me!"

Eureka or else! The management

Driver being taught by impatient parent

"This place is okay, but it's nothing to text home about."

"Sometimes I feel alone in the universe."

'Tch! Look at the dust in here.'

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

Platinum Jubilee

"So THIS is what the outside looks like..."

"We can't insure your happiness, however we do offer an extended warranty on joie de vivre."

'I've done it! I've found the most basic particle!'

'Lost youth, next window down.'

Isaac Newton without the Apple Tree.

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

"It appears to be some sort of ancient texting device."

'...and like most kids with a chemistry set, I just mixed a little of this and a little of that, so the result was truly a surprise.'

School kid discovering history books covered in cobwebs

Sign: Joyrides. Man: 'Another one right to go when you're ready Joy!'

'It's full of tea!'