Joyful Thinker Gifts

How Gerald keeps going

'What the hell is she so happy about?'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

Be Healthy

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

'The Questioner'

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

Playdough's The Republic

What else is there to wish for?

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

Self-esteem room

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

Hamlet

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

'You lack the expertise we're looking for, Mr Wheaton - but darn it, I like your attitude.'

"So, let's catch a wellness wave!"

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

Congratulations on the new you!

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Storm in a magic lamp.

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

'I've moved from being cautiously optimistic to being optimistically cautious.'

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

The Female Brain and The Other One

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!