Joyful Grizzly Appreciator Mugs

Bear Bears his Cross

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Seagiraffes

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Giraffe Umbrella

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Giraffe Selfie

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

"Which end does the diaper go on 'cause there's stuff comin' out of both of 'em!"

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

Jungle Games

'Does the hunter I just ate make me look fat?'

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

'What? I'm behind the barriers, aren't I?'

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

'Cosmetic surgery.'

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

'The Greyhound, Doctor, is the fastest dog in the world!...'

Neck pillows? Were did you get neck pillows?

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

Chester vs Krimpknuckle - The Undisputed King of Stepladder Salesmen.

"We need someone with an overview of the situation."

'Nothing worse than a tickly throat!'

High Stakes Texas Hold 'Em

'Something tells me we're in a heap of trouble.'

'The mirror doesn't lie.' 'Thank goodness.'

'Eww, when did this building get that hideous gargoyle?'

Bear watching a man trying to fish bear style.

'Thanks for keeping me company Liz: Sitting on my eggs all day long can be a bit lonely...'

A Giraffe Excluder