Grizzly Guru Mugs

'Did you hear a twig snap?'

Remember, Ed, they are more afraid of you than you are of them.

'Boy, am I glad to see you. I lost my gun, my glasses and my clothes.'

'Crazy me, I left the bear repellent in the truck. Stay calm, try not to startle him, and I'll hike back and get it.'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

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Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Intelligent people laugh too!

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

'Oh Hi!'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"Bonk!"

Newton's Cradle Solar System

Getting through the week.

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

His and Hers Gravity Bars.

100k Desert Crawl

Newton discovers anti-gravity,

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

"YOU pass him on the left."

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."

'Tell us what you've done with all the grass!'

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

Descendant of Galileo disproving the theory that computers double in speed every twelve months.

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

'How did my Chinese ancestors keep from falling off the earth before Mr Newton invented gravity?'

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

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'McWit, did you forget to pay the gravity bill this month again?'

Sir Isaac Newton Sucks!

Three Scientists Who Discovered Gravity Before Isaac Newton Did

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"