Joyful Baker Mugs

Giving the pud a lucky stir.

Any time is cake o'clock

'Are you made of sugar?'

A heart shaped cake

"One year closer to college!"

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

"It's called geometry, Mum."

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

'I made it chocolate so it wouldn't show the dirt.'

Baker

'Yes, chocolate moose.'

Man proposes using strong flour as a ring.

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

Mock Apple Pie Recipe

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

Swiss Kitchen

Mum's Baking is best!

Prehistoric Doughnut Stand.

"How do you want your slice - with or without a ballerina?"

'There, but for the grace of God, go I.'

How your grandparents act vs. how your grandparents vote.

Hands off!

Cottage cupcakes.

'Someone added chocolate chips to all my recipe files. Do you know anything about that?'