Journalist (economics) Gifts

The Boom-Bust Cycle of Capitalism

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

Trial by Media

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Schengen

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

British savings accounts

"Good boy."

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Occu-Pie Mars

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Hate Platforms

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"Welcome to the future"

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

The day the stock market went UP.

Lynching on social media

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"You're fired."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

Robot Parts $5

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."