Economics Correspondent Gifts

There will be no economics report...our economics reporter got caught in the tech carnage...

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

European currency on the edge.

The Shrinking Dollar.

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

"Victims of out-sorcery."

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

Davos.

Bank P45's - 'Cashier number 5 please.'

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

'In the economy, money is the lure.'

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

"I will answer anything but questions."

"He downgraded Apple."

Cold drinks, candy and corporate buyouts.

Euro against the Dollar.

Exchange Rate.

'Would you please wipe away this difference?'

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

'Get out there and keep your job!'

'Why don't you start a small business with a loan from a bank?'

Supermarket Merge

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

If Watergate Happened Now the Press Would Be Too Busy Reporting on Tweets

V-O Day

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?