Jolly Roger Reveler Pillows

Pirates!

Theorbo

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Joust Sharpener

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

"Anything but milk and cookies."

"I say we move on to dessert."

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

"Another round?"

Vitruvian Manatee

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

'Well the GOOD news is that the new software analyzed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product...'

My own museum.

Christmas with Cats

Health & Safety Official Tester.

'Dang! The Hoopers have been force-feeding vitamins again.'

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

'It's an old football injury.'

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

Happy Hour at Harry's

'Before you get carried away with celebrating, Stapleton, I'd like to remind you that my retirement doesn't go into effect until five o'clock...and I'm still your supervisor.'

"And the crowd goes wild!! In all the wrongs ways."

"Same thing every morning. Crack of Don at the crack of dawn."

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

A dog party using toilet water and a toilet as their version of a Punchbowl.

'Walter just retired after 37 years at the shoe store.'

Speleologist

Early Photobomb

'Regrets? Not many, except for this list of individuals that I had the misfortune of hiring...'

'Case dismissed! -- I just reached retirement age!'