Jolly Roger Reveler Pillows

Pirates!

Theorbo

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

Joust Sharpener

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

"Anything but milk and cookies."

"I say we move on to dessert."

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

"Another round?"

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

Vitruvian Manatee

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

Christmas with Cats

'Well the GOOD news is that the new software analyzed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product...'

My own museum.

Health & Safety Official Tester.

'Dang! The Hoopers have been force-feeding vitamins again.'

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

'It's an old football injury.'

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

"And the crowd goes wild!! In all the wrongs ways."

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

"Same thing every morning. Crack of Don at the crack of dawn."

Affordable Cartoon Act

'Before you get carried away with celebrating, Stapleton, I'd like to remind you that my retirement doesn't go into effect until five o'clock...and I'm still your supervisor.'

Happy Hour at Harry's

A dog party using toilet water and a toilet as their version of a Punchbowl.

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

'Regrets? Not many, except for this list of individuals that I had the misfortune of hiring...'

'Walter just retired after 37 years at the shoe store.'

Early Photobomb

Speleologist