"Does my bum look big in this?"
Jolly Observer Mugs
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"... Santa, eh? Do you have any form of identification?"
"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."
No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.
'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'
Tiny Visions
"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."
'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'
Scientist seen on loch.
'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'
"You're getting a nanny. We decided to outsource our parenting"
Paper Boy
Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.
"Inactivists"
Chess on TV
"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."
A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window
Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.
'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'
'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'
'This is a no rise office.'
"De plane! De plane! De bird! De bird!...."
"We understand each other and respect each other's privacy." "That cat hates me."
Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.
"You will not gain any sympathy from this court by offering to give one-tenth of your haul to the Church."
'We think Rome was built at night sir, because last week you told us that Rome wasn't built in a day!'
Last night I was in a seafood restaurant and I noticed that all of the sliced lemons were wering shower caps. That's so that when you squeeze the lemon, it doesn't spray your dinner companion. So I was told. My point is that as long as there ar people putting shower caps on lemons, I'm not as crazy as I thought I was.
'What's all this 'naughty or nice' jazz? ? Haven't you ever heard of situational ethics?'
'Let's arbitrate.'
"I'm sorry, Inspector Lestrade, but for reasons which I confess are sentimental, I feel I must, just this once, decline my services to Scotland Yard."
Pyramid Garden
Minimalism exhibition...
'Good news, folks - no attack today!'
Santa saying to shrink - "I don't believe in myself."
'How come your notebook has a sudoku puzzle on it?'
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