Jolly Jokers Of The Sea T-Shirts

'What's all the fuss about? We've been social networking for years.'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Sharks hate practical jokes.

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"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

Santa School.

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

Santa entering a pool for a swim

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

'On the outside I'm all ho-ho-ho. But inside I feel weak and shaky, like a bowl full of jelly.'

'Wow Fred! The scientists that caught you called you 'Carcharodon Carcharias'... Wait till I tell the others...'

'Don't worry, fifty something is the new thirty something.'

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge'.

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

'I think they're getting ready for a feeding frenzy.'

"Are you any good at closing a sail."

'That's no oil slick Johnson.' - During whale flu season.

"You know, honestly I see it as half full."

'How about letting me off the hook.'

'I should have used the glow from your nose sooner, Rudolph, and Jennifer's toys wouldn't be at Joe's.'

Santa Claus

"Let's tell him we've been good. He probably won't call our bluff."

'I tried letting it all hang out, and somebody stepped on it.'

"Sarge, I think I've found the owner of that driverless sleigh discovered up north!"

'He's going to walk the plank. The least we can do is let him stretch his quads first.'

Sharks Eating Humans at Seaside Restaurants

"I'm really glad that we're in this together."

Man flashing at a periscope in the middle of the ocean