Jolly Jokers Of The Sea T-Shirts

'What's all the fuss about? We've been social networking for years.'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'If someone farts in the forest and there's no one around to smell it, does it make a stink?'

Photobooth Photobomb

Sharks hate practical jokes.

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

Santa entering a pool for a swim

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

Santa School.

'On the outside I'm all ho-ho-ho. But inside I feel weak and shaky, like a bowl full of jelly.'

'Wow Fred! The scientists that caught you called you 'Carcharodon Carcharias'... Wait till I tell the others...'

'Don't worry, fifty something is the new thirty something.'

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge'.

Pinata Pranks

'I think they're getting ready for a feeding frenzy.'

"Are you any good at closing a sail."

'That's no oil slick Johnson.' - During whale flu season.

"You know, honestly I see it as half full."

'How about letting me off the hook.'

Santa Claus

'I tried letting it all hang out, and somebody stepped on it.'

'I should have used the glow from your nose sooner, Rudolph, and Jennifer's toys wouldn't be at Joe's.'

Look, Mom! He dropped this! He must be just like me, always coming home with just one mitten!

"Sarge, I think I've found the owner of that driverless sleigh discovered up north!"

"Let's tell him we've been good. He probably won't call our bluff."

'He's going to walk the plank. The least we can do is let him stretch his quads first.'

Sharks Eating Humans at Seaside Restaurants

"It's cuz you're fat."