Jolly Bargainer Pillows

'I wasn't as good as I should have been or as bad as I could have been.'

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

How much would you take off for cash?

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!'

'They've got a great deal here. When you buy one meal, I get mine half price!'

'Stocks tumbled on the news Santa's credit rating was downgraded.'

'You don't have to stay in a motel. I have a couch you can rent.'

Everyday is cyber Monday.

'You help me with my homework and I'll help you with the timer on the video recorder!'

'The best things in life are buy one get one free.'

'We've had plenty of interest in this one. It's been our 'Special Of The Week' for months.'

'We've finally found a candidate that can really deliver.'

'Buy one get one free' signs coming out of the ground - 'I'm growing them for Tescos'.

Man flattered into buying by a frenchwoman

'I can't talk now. I'm in the annual meeting.'

Lemonade, 50? ? After 25? mail-in rebate.

'That's the price of the balloon, but you get the car with it.'

'Trust in God, but count your change.'

'Stop complaining. We can't afford a car with airbags.'

"Ten percent off if you repeat those funny noises your car is making for the boys."

"It's a third off the price actually, Bert."

"I'm out! I got a job at another Santa Claus company!"

"I'm afraid you've stimulated the economy enough now, sir."

"She really could shop."