Joking Mourners Pillows

"He forgot our 'safe word'."

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

Dead Man's Handel

"As always he found a way to duck out of working overtime!"

'He was a shooting star, passing through the firmament. Lighting up our dull lives with his all too brief presence.' 'I think we're at the wrong funeral.'

"Well he was there a minute ago!"

Priest gives the last rites to an expired metre.

"He was right about saving that box. It did come in handy."

'He arranged it himself. Let's face it he really was the skinflint's skinflint...'

Fisherman Funneral

'She was always very proud of her figure.'

"I think it's important to remember that he isn't gone forever. He's still alive. He just played a character on TV who died."

At the funeral of the amazing Voltar.

"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history."

"We will now observe a moment of silently checking our BlackBerrys."

Bugs hold a candle-light vigil for fallen comrade while the old man responsible for his death is unrepentant.

'There's no talking to him when he's like this.'

'I think he would have been pleased to know that I got his entire record breaking bungee jump on video.'

'Why is he always hanging around?'

"Pleasant Hill Funeral Home. Free Wi-Fi."

'When you said we were planting a bug, this isn't what I thought you had in mind."

O'Leary's Monuments

"When Kevin walked into a room, he lit it up."

'Darn. His Holiness' letter says nothing about cancelling celibacy.'

'I'd always hoped that I'd leave this mortal coil surrounded by my beautiful, loving family,,, so can some of you ugly ones move to the back'

'You're sure that's one of the stages of grief?'

'This sucks. Let's try and start the wave.'

'I believe it's a snuff box.'

The four hearsemen with the Alpaca lips.

Snake funerals.