Joking Jogger Prints

I think when they talk about 'taking more excercise' they meant more than lifting the remote control.

Banana Split...

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"Bed Spread"

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

Jogging Bottoms

Women in a cross country race

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

Running

"I hate this time of year."

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

"Susan! The Johnson's dog is chasing me while I'm jogging again!"

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

'The doctor is running a little late this morning; but a couple more laps around the park and he should be back at his desk.'

'Are we having fun yet?'

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

"I've been telling everyone how athletic you are."

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

"I'm a writer/painter/filmmaker/poet/actor/comedian, manic-depressive goes without saying."

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

False encouragement.

"That's right, my dad is training for the Pamplona fun-run..."

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

'When did the treadmill replace the rat race?'

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

"At least you made it into the hallway."