Jokesters With A Fishy Sense Of Humor T-Shirts

"Come on, what would be the point of being a pilot fish if I couldn't wear cool pilot sunglasses?"

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Extremely Practical Jokes.

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

"What are you trying to tell me, girl? Are you hungry? You’re not hungry? The squirrels are skinny-dipping in the pool? Cats are making a hook rug out of your bed? You dug up Jimmy Hoffa?!" "Mitch liked messing with his dog's head."

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

Thanks for the worm, but I almost got this stupid hook stuck in my mouth.'

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

Acme Coffee Co.

'We're having the whole place done over in pistachio!'

"It's heartbreaking. He blew out his arm training for the season's big modern art exhibit, and he hasn't been able to get anything in the strike zone since then!"

"Are you any good at closing a sail."

"Don't worry, I quite enjoy a fishy breath: Now, open wide..."

'That's no oil slick Johnson.' - During whale flu season.

'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.'

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

Fisherman.

'Hey! Not fair!'

"Just the bait, please."

Worm hiding behind hook.

Everything was fine until Becky's little sister decided to skip double.

No kidding Frank, she had legs from here to about thirty fathoms!"

Oh boy, what do you think they're trying to catch with that?

Shark Attacks

"Hey! Leave some for me! You're being shellfish again, Tim!"

The Submarine and the Fisherman

'...a little higher and to the right.'

"So kind of him to let us have the guest ark all to ourselves."

"Which do you believe more accurately describes the real you, … your 'Greatness' or your 'Whiteness'?"

Man flashing at a periscope in the middle of the ocean