Jokesters With A Fishy Sense Of Humor T-Shirts

"Come on, what would be the point of being a pilot fish if I couldn't wear cool pilot sunglasses?"

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Extremely Practical Jokes.

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

"What are you trying to tell me, girl? Are you hungry? You’re not hungry? The squirrels are skinny-dipping in the pool? Cats are making a hook rug out of your bed? You dug up Jimmy Hoffa?!" "Mitch liked messing with his dog's head."

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

Hey boss, that generic soap you gave me isn't really cleaning the cups. Mind if I go get some brand name stuff? Are you insane? There's zero difference between generic and brand name products. Corporate America just cons people into thinking "you get what you pay for." Don't be a stooge, Rudy. Don't fall for it. Now get in there and scrub those cups, minion! Strike a blow for the little guy against corporate lies! Wait ... I'm very confused. Are you a right-winger or a left-winger? You mean in w

Thanks for the worm, but I almost got this stupid hook stuck in my mouth.'

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

The Jim Carrey of fish is a real cutup in shool!

Acme Coffee Co.

'We're having the whole place done over in pistachio!'

"Are you any good at closing a sail."

"It's heartbreaking. He blew out his arm training for the season's big modern art exhibit, and he hasn't been able to get anything in the strike zone since then!"

'That's no oil slick Johnson.' - During whale flu season.

"Don't worry, I quite enjoy a fishy breath: Now, open wide..."

'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.'

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

'Hey! Not fair!'

Fisherman.

Everything was fine until Becky's little sister decided to skip double.

Worm hiding behind hook.

"Just the bait, please."

Shark Attacks

Excess Baggage: Cruise passengers can come up with some pretty amazing questions.

Oh boy, what do you think they're trying to catch with that?

'...a little higher and to the right.'

"Hey! Leave some for me! You're being shellfish again, Tim!"

"So kind of him to let us have the guest ark all to ourselves."

The Submarine and the Fisherman

Man flashing at a periscope in the middle of the ocean