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"If we can't wake Snow White, we should at least get her a CPAP machine."

Dear Bertha - I'd write more often, but I always seem to be out of ink! Love, Oggy

Condom on snake rising out of a basket.

'He wouldn't need to walk for exercise, if he had a tail to wag.'

'Don't worry. I didn't charge you for the extra soda.'

'Slick in a bottle'

"Not too much off my back."

"Just because you're wearing glasses, doesn't stop me hitting you."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

Intelligent people laugh too!

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

'Your shoe's untied.'

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

Assault 'n' Vinegar