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"If we can't wake Snow White, we should at least get her a CPAP machine."

Roger lands a recording contract after a ham sandwich gets stuck in his windpipe.

Rudolph Red Light District

"We need someone with experience operating a wrecking ball. Huffing and puffing and blowing buildings down is pretty much an outdated skill these days."

Dear Bertha - I'd write more often, but I always seem to be out of ink! Love, Oggy

Condom on snake rising out of a basket.

'He wouldn't need to walk for exercise, if he had a tail to wag.'

'Don't worry. I didn't charge you for the extra soda.'

'Slick in a bottle'

"Not too much off my back."

"Just because you're wearing glasses, doesn't stop me hitting you."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

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"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Intelligent people laugh too!

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'