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"...finally it says 'If you violate the copyright of this material, the mummy's curse will on your head.'"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

Zombie standup

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Police Feline Unit

"What's a patent?"

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Why do they do that?"

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Love at First Sight

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"Cat box"

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Easter Island legs

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

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