Joker Costume Creators Gifts

Fat Kid 9- Mummy and Daddy are insane

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Happy Easter

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

Get crazy once in a while

Fittd shēt

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

Epic Battles

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Moustached gentleman

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

Prisoner still life painting.

'Does my bum look big in this?'

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

Honey Costume

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

Here lies BoBo the Clown

Bad Halloween party games #7: Bobbing for Lobsters

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Toilet humour

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

Candy Corn Dracula

No infrastructure problem here

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"