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Fat Kid 9- Mummy and Daddy are insane

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Happy Easter

Get crazy once in a while

Fittd shēt

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

Epic Battles

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Moustached gentleman

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

Prisoner still life painting.

'Does my bum look big in this?'

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

Honey Costume

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

Here lies BoBo the Clown

Toilet humour

Bad Halloween party games #7: Bobbing for Lobsters

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Candy Corn Dracula

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

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