Joke Hunters Gifts

'Your meal should be along shortly. Frank just went out to hunt it.'

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'The circle is complete!'

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

"The hyenas started it."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Doggone

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Easter Island Cheeseheads

Vegetarian Birds

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

Your lobster was off!

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

A Club Sandwitch.