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"That was really funny, Gramps, what was it called?"

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Ruddy bloggers!

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

Richard the Turd

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

Ransom Library. Oh, that's just Henry … He's a history buff. Wild West.

'I can not tell a lie concerning the cherry tree: mistakes were made. However, I must consult with my spin doctors before saying more.'

"Aha! - Proof that this is definitely an iron-age site..."

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

Jurassic Ark

Mistress Talking to Maid

'This one is for not making a pre-emptive strike against anyone questioning our authority to make pre-emptive strikes.'

"Oh that's just great! You remembered how to make fire. I'm so impressed!"

How can you read that comic strip Blondie? Its about a kinder, simpler time. It's about ancient history. They do the same material over and over. Exactly. I can count on it. Not like your stupid Pearls and Get fuzzy. Oooh, look how angry and edgy they are. They're sooo clever! Your whole gig is being angry and edgy. Look, I'm setting Candorville on fire.

Vlad the Impaler - The Later Years.

Nelson.

"You look good for your age."

'Oh darn........I forgot The Alamo!'

My latest invention -- "The Comedy Club".

'It wasn't like this when I left it!'

"I don't know about you, but ever since we invented language, I've been getting a lot less sex."

"Good idea. Bad execution."

'It's a knock-knock joke.'

"I suppose it does him credit - he never was big on facing reality."

Warning! This classic 70's comedy contains humour.

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