Historical Joke Lover T-Shirts

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

"You're on a what?!"

When laundry ruled the waves.

'Yes, all at once!'

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

"Bonk!"

Moses unblocking the toilet.

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

I came, I saw, I partied!

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"They got me for pillaging. How about you?"

The Algonquin Round Table

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

The Enemy

"We brought him into oversee our millennium menu...he did such a good job on the last one"

'You've had a bad day? Try being stuck in this house!'

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

Ed Revere, Spam Courier

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

'Too cheap to buy me real flowers, huh?'

'Huh, that Will Shakespeare, a man of few words.'