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'The difference between retirement and old age is where you put the ice.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

'Ahhh...'

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Spa

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

Work Parfait

"Who's got the hammer?"

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

Working Holiday

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

'Pssst! Straighten up, here come the bigwigs.'

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

Another day at work would be one too many...

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

Cat in a flap

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

Super Heroes.

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

"Eat me"