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'The difference between retirement and old age is where you put the ice.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

'Ahhh...'

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Work Parfait

Spa

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

"Who's got the hammer?"

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

Working Holiday

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

'Pssst! Straighten up, here come the bigwigs.'

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

Another day at work would be one too many...

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

Cat in a flap

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

Dog Park / Cat Park

Super Heroes.

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

My God, I need to fart.

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"Eat me"