Joint Bank Accounts Pillows

'I can't wait to hear how much you've SAVED me in the sales. . .'

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

"It failed the stress test."

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"

Serious bummer! The bank says I'm overdrawn.

"I have this relationship with money, it's complicated."

I have a dream.

"My assets consist of a piggy bank, 2 teeth for the tooth fairy, and whatever change I find in the living room sofa."

'You've been approved for your loan, Mr. Root. We'd like to hold your nuts as collateral.'

Piggy bank #3: normal (colour).

"Happiness is more important than money,but it is easier to count money."

The boy who took his piggy bank to the drive thru bank

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

'We have to move again -- I've worn out all the banks in town.'

'You've handled your allowance responsibly for three years so we're cutting it by three percent and requiring you to pay a share of your health care expenses.'

'You want to join our Christmas Club? -- I'll have to see your baptismal certificate.'

"Fred's bummed, he passed his stress test, his bank didn't."

Actually, I'm not aware that it's a constitutional right to get an allowance...

'Everybody down, this yoghurt's live!'

'We'd like to roll over our allowance.'

"What's this I hear about you opening an account at another bank?"

'Sorry, chum - joint bank account!'

'We put the little old lady of Threadneedle Street into a care home.'

'Bad dog!'

'I'm conducting my own stress test!'

Classic Car Auction: "I think I'm having an out-of -money experience."

'Only you could do that to an ATM!'

ATM saying 'Game Over.'

Take a train, take a bus, take a plane, don't make a fuss...

The Economic Crisis

"Err hello, is this the listerning bank?"

'Is it out of order or out of money?'

"I'll be okay when I retire. I'm maxing out my 401(K), stepping up my IRA contributions, and three times a year I bury two duffle bags filled with unmarked bills in my backyard."

'I know you didn't actually transact any business, but we do have a $2.00 cover charge.'