Joint Bank Accounts Mugs

'I can't wait to hear how much you've SAVED me in the sales. . .'

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

"It failed the stress test."

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"

I have a dream.

"I have this relationship with money, it's complicated."

Serious bummer! The bank says I'm overdrawn.

"My assets consist of a piggy bank, 2 teeth for the tooth fairy, and whatever change I find in the living room sofa."

'You've been approved for your loan, Mr. Root. We'd like to hold your nuts as collateral.'

Piggy bank #3: normal (colour).

"Happiness is more important than money,but it is easier to count money."

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

The boy who took his piggy bank to the drive thru bank

'We have to move again -- I've worn out all the banks in town.'

'You've handled your allowance responsibly for three years so we're cutting it by three percent and requiring you to pay a share of your health care expenses.'

'You want to join our Christmas Club? -- I'll have to see your baptismal certificate.'

Actually, I'm not aware that it's a constitutional right to get an allowance...

"Fred's bummed, he passed his stress test, his bank didn't."

'Bad dog!'

'Everybody down, this yoghurt's live!'

'We'd like to roll over our allowance.'

"What's this I hear about you opening an account at another bank?"

'We put the little old lady of Threadneedle Street into a care home.'

'Sorry, chum - joint bank account!'

'I'm conducting my own stress test!'

Classic Car Auction: "I think I'm having an out-of -money experience."

ATM saying 'Game Over.'

'Only you could do that to an ATM!'

"Err hello, is this the listerning bank?"

The Economic Crisis

"I'll be okay when I retire. I'm maxing out my 401(K), stepping up my IRA contributions, and three times a year I bury two duffle bags filled with unmarked bills in my backyard."

'Is it out of order or out of money?'

'I know you didn't actually transact any business, but we do have a $2.00 cover charge.'

'We do savings and cheque, not twitter accounts!'