Joining A Photography Club Pillows

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Did you let the global warming skeptics into eco club? Yeah. It went fine. We agreed to work on today's environmental problems. We don't have to wait 50 years to clean up toxic waste dumps! Amen.

Mu-ther!! Pu-lease! I already have cleaned my room. I vant to be left alone! So when are the drama club auditions? Everyday.

A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.

"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

Putting out on the green is called 'The Short Game'.

I'm warning you. My nosy parents are chaperoning. It'll be fine. Eco Club Dance. All they want to do is spy on me. You're safe. You think? Is that Twig? I forgot my night-vision goggles.

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

"Alright everyone, let's get serious."

'Be wormier!'

'Good news dear you have finally been accepted as a member of 'The explorer's club!'

Grandparents Anonymous

"So son, this is the no-fly zone I was telling you about: although they are trying to shoot clay pigeons, it is safer to avoid the area altogether..."

Botanical Gardens - Our Weeding Group Meets Mondays 3pm.

'While I take photos with my phone and post to Instagram.'

An accident could be on the cards

Seven dwarves with a selfie stick

Art Club: "It's an ugly incoherent mess. What the hell is it?"

A friendly gentleman greeting a fellow hunter

Family Photos - Christmas Special

'I told you I was all for the multicultural society.'

I'd join you, but this dratted self-timer only waits for ten seconds!

Procedure - A Fact.

"Well, that may not be the farthest drive I've ever seen...but t sure is the highest!"

"It costs how much to join?"

Death takes up photography