Joining A New Community Pillows

'I'm not sure about the new guy.'

As the only new guest at the church in 7 months, Henry was brought up on stage to feel welcomed and celebrated by the entire congregation.

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Social distancing

'But what is the universe for?'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

Love linked

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

Senior Jeopardy!

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

Things I love about Powell River...

Noise Pollution

"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary."

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

Tipping Pain Chart

"If I put mustaches on all of us, we look more like a team."

Post-pandemic Hugging Refresher Class

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

'Great escapism, Reverend!'

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

"So, you're the new guy. My sources tell me you bring a lot to the mat."

'I can't understand how those burglars could clean out our house so quietly.'

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'