Joining A Hunting Club Pillows

A friendly gentleman greeting a fellow hunter

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

Back to school.

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Scouts made this for me

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

'AQ popgun? I want a field model Browning pump chambered for the 3-inch magnum load.'

A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

'It looks like blood, tastes like Ribena, I just hope it gets me drunk,'

'Every weekend he's off hunting with his buddies! I never see him!!!'

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

"Always be prepared."

Lady to lady about disguised lady: 'She's new to our Secret Sister program.'

'Hank, I know you're new at turkey hunting, but that isn't the way you call turkeys.'

Putting out on the green is called 'The Short Game'.

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

'Good news dear you have finally been accepted as a member of 'The explorer's club!'

'Bill gets so irritable when he can't go hunting that I prefer to keep him heavily sedated until deer season comes around!'

Hunting Out of Season

'Be wormier!'

Karate club.