Joining A Hunting Club Pillows

A friendly gentleman greeting a fellow hunter

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

Scouts made this for me

'AQ popgun? I want a field model Browning pump chambered for the 3-inch magnum load.'

"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

"Always be prepared."

'Every weekend he's off hunting with his buddies! I never see him!!!'

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

Lady to lady about disguised lady: 'She's new to our Secret Sister program.'

Putting out on the green is called 'The Short Game'.

'Hank, I know you're new at turkey hunting, but that isn't the way you call turkeys.'

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

Karate club.

'Be wormier!'

'Good news dear you have finally been accepted as a member of 'The explorer's club!'

Hunting Out of Season

'Bill gets so irritable when he can't go hunting that I prefer to keep him heavily sedated until deer season comes around!'

Botanical Gardens - Our Weeding Group Meets Mondays 3pm.