Gun Club Member Pillows

If a nutter tried to join our gun club...

An accident could be on the cards

'Ready Rex?' - A possible dilemma.

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Gun laws US

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"Especially modified you say..."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'Pull...'

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

"Bang!"

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

Gun Ego

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

Men drinking

"It helps prevent side collisions."

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets