Jogging Parent Pillows

Man walking a dog is passed by a runner carrying a baby on her hip.

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"I won't stick my tongue out. You told me it was rude."

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

"That's nice, but do you have any references other than your Mom?"

No caption. (A mother runs on a treadmill with a baby carriage on the treadmill next to her).

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

Baby in Bike Basket

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

"Me? I thought you were raising them."

Apprehensive about leaving the baby with a sitter for the first time, Michelle scales back her romantic dinner with Al.

'We just figured that with the kids travelling so much for soccer, it made more sense to sell our house and get an RV.'

The relay race

Baby Footballer

Mrs. Tree? A hockey ball hit your daughter. It's likely just a bad bruise. Whew! Though there could be a fracture, nerve damage or fatal blood clots. What? Don't worry. Our medical advisor is evaluating Twig right now. Can you sign this liability waiver? Her hand seems fine. Team lawyer.

"When the new employment laws come in parenting is going to be a whole lot easier...."

The mating call of the Yellow-Throated Warbler,

"The fish isn't renewable, but I know the fisherman has 6 kids and counting."

Oops.

Kids go to school and mom goes to the psychiatric clinic.

"I used to be a stay-at-home dad. It was great until I had kids."

'That's enough Rusty.'

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

Man emerges from baby changing room, having changed his baby for a crate of beer.

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."

'For me, this is actually an improvement; my wife is home with our octuplets.'

"Dr. Behan?! Congratulations! It's a Boy!!!"

'Wow! Feel that kick! I'm buying him a football for his first birthday!'

"On the other hand, Timmy. Fear of failure has kept daddy from ever being seriously injured."

'It's a model to study stress...these mice all have long commutes, dead end jobs and out of control kids.'

A couple leaves their child at a "Child Check" counter before entering a fancy restaurant.