Jogging Parent Pillows

Man walking a dog is passed by a runner carrying a baby on her hip.

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"I won't stick my tongue out. You told me it was rude."

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

Baby in Bike Basket

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

"Me? I thought you were raising them."

"When the new employment laws come in parenting is going to be a whole lot easier...."

The mating call of the Yellow-Throated Warbler,

The relay race

Baby Footballer

"The fish isn't renewable, but I know the fisherman has 6 kids and counting."

Oops.

"I used to be a stay-at-home dad. It was great until I had kids."

'That's enough Rusty.'

Kids go to school and mom goes to the psychiatric clinic.

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."

'For me, this is actually an improvement; my wife is home with our octuplets.'

Man emerges from baby changing room, having changed his baby for a crate of beer.

'Wow! Feel that kick! I'm buying him a football for his first birthday!'

"On the other hand, Timmy. Fear of failure has kept daddy from ever being seriously injured."

"Dr. Behan?! Congratulations! It's a Boy!!!"

'It's a model to study stress...these mice all have long commutes, dead end jobs and out of control kids.'

Nappy Hour 2-3.

Things Your Mother Would Never Let You Do Olympic Games