Job Starter Pillows

'Honey, this the start of a fantastic career! Lunchtime is over and I still haven't been fired!'

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

"After grad school, and before joining Wall Street, I decided to travel a bit."

"So...do you have a job now?"

'We're looking for impartial people who think the way we do.'

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

Hirer to employee handing him lighted hat: 'You'll be starting at the bottom.'

Change of management - warning about revolving door policy

"I'm feeling quite generous today, so what do you say we all go out to lunch huh? Dawson's treat."

The First Day Back

"On. More. Try."

"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

'My assistant will show you the ropes.'

"You're one of the short termed employed. You're out of here tomorrow."

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"

'Now that you have a job, Tom, Dad and I are turning your room into a condo!'

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

Blackjack: free lemonade!

Personnel: 'We're hoping to find someone who can help us turn things around.'

'He made me jump through hoops, but I got the job...'

"Hogsworth, I'm starting my son at the bottom. No executive washroom key until he breaks 90."

"Don't get your hopes up, Filby."

Too much ambition results in promotion to a job you can't do.

"Well, there goes summer..."

"Stick your head out the window, davenport, and see way the wind is blowing.''

Come Back Sloane

"This year, I'm starting school with a positive attitude! You have my word...I'm waiting till the second week of school to call it the worst year of my life."