Job Seeker With A Sweet Tooth T-Shirts

'I would've hired you if you had fudged a little more on your application.'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

Can I give you a slice of the action?

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Secret sweetie drawer...

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

"We were looking for somebody with experience in mumbo-jumbo but your resume is mainly about gobbledegook."

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

Boy baking a cake.

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

"What sets you apart from other candidates?"

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

'Lucky for us, there's a sucker born every minute.'

'...we are looking for someone with great interpersonal communication skills.'

Ice Cream Flavors

Ozzy Osbourne bites the head off a chocolate bunny at his easter concert.

One latte? That'll be $4.50. That apple fritter sounds good. I'll have that too. Ok. Anything else? No, that's it. Are you sure? Of course I'm sure. That's all. That'll be $9.00 even. Ooh, are those macaroons fresh? I'll have a macaroon too. One latte, one apple fritter and one macaroon, and that's it. Well what are you waiting for? I don't have all day.

"It's something I made myself - chocolate covered veggies."

"We do price loyalty, but we were also rather hoping for a candidate who could read right and walk on two legs."

"I'll have the carrot cake, hold the carrots."

An angry gang of Pinatas have found a Family celebrating a Birthday, bashing the stuffings out of one of their own

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

'So far, so good -- I got a second interview!'

'To attract the most talented spies we're changing our package . . . to jammie dodgers and a gobstopper.'

Giant Birthday Cake

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."

'Do you have any other references besides your mom and Santa Claus?'

'Your diet is so bad that your arteries are all blocked, but the angioplasty should open things up and get the maple syrup flowing again.'