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Replaced by a Robot...

'No, no, Eddy - it's your job that's moving to Mexico, not you!'

R.I.P. American Manufacturing Jobs.

Labor Day

Office Bldg. Being replaced by a computer is one thing, but an app is really humiliating.

Servant talking about his dismissal,

'It wasn't even a computer - They replaced me with a HAND CALCULATOR!'

"It used to Casual Friday. Now it's Furlough Friday."

ASDA Redundancies

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

37 years in the same position.

"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."

"First the good news - one of us hasn't been made redundant."

"How have you managed to keep your job?"

Get Well Soon and Hurry Back to the Office. . . Before Sharks Eat Your Job

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

"A wage increase to match inflation."

'Following your 'barbecue summer' forecast, I'm revising predictions of your contract being reviewed.'

'Of course I'd never fire you, Nelson. You've been working here for such a long time, you've become part of the furmiture!'

'I'm fired, am I -- What's that supposed to mean?'

'To show you I'm not all bad, I won't be letting you go until after 'Bring Your Child To Work Day'.'

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

'Times are tough, Smith, but I don't want to lay you off. So, to keep you working, I want you to wash our building. That should keep you busy for the next decade.'

'And this is Bert, our intern. He's been with the company for 46 years!'

Susan finally becomes assertive with her boss...

"Your employees have lost faith in your ability to pretend to care about them."

"Now I don't want to alarm you, but are you familiar with the term 'On the scrapheap'!"

"Ruddy AI. Bad enough to be replaced by a computer, never mind a COFFEE MAKER."

'I am sure you will enjoy working here until your inevitable layoff.'

'See, I told you - nobody's job is safe!'

"Grunzman, I really appreciate you. I appreciate you to work somewhere else."

Redundancies

'Our retirement program is that you can resign whenever you want to.'