Job Offer Pillows

Washington Crossing the Delaware, Having Been Invited to Join the Faculty at Princeton

Something tells me his current firm aren't going to be happy to let him go!

"We do have unlimited vacation, but first you have to work here."

'Sorry, we use the 800 pound gorilla metaphor here.'

'Oh s**t, I've been offered a job!'

'You're hired as far as I'm concerned Edwin! And look at these guys?...They seem to really like you!...You're a natural!'

"You know that job you applied for? It's yours if you can be there by eight tomorrow morning."

'If you wish to retain my rock star client's talents you're going to need to pay a rock star price.'

"Job perks? Of course! A 7 and B 3 on our vending machine give out free candy!"

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."

"Yes, I do have a lot of management experience, but I won't be able to manage on the kind of salary you're offering!"

"Brilliant interview - this warm handshake means you've got the job."

"These are excellent qualifications... so good that our largest competitor would gladly pay you twice as much."

"They're offering me comprehensive medical and full dental. Now if they just throw in a salary it'll be perfect!"

"No thanks. I'm not interested in being the, 'official prophet of the NFL.'"

"Thank you for the job offer, sir, but I think I should stick to what I know."

"Mr Wilson, rumour has it you're being courted by some digital hotshop."

'I get a lot of job offers..'

Times are tough so we made him an offer he couldn't refuse... What? ... A Job!

"Hire him. You can't teach shadows like that."

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

"How would you like to mark our territory?"

'I do my best work when I'm being paid a huge salary.'

'We really need someone with a vast experience in innovation business practices who can guide us towards new paradigm shifting attitudes leading to massive productivity improvements...'

Airport Literature

'Thanks for the job. I think we are going to get along fine, Fatso.'

I asked you here because I like the job you're doing. It's too bad you don't work for this firm.

'Reilly, we'd like to make you part of the firm.'

I predict a huge fall followed by a lucrative job offer with a major cake baking company.

Just Business - "Welcome aboard, Henderson. Just fill this out, attach it to my resume, and pick up my dry- cleaning."

'Why don't you stop by my office tomorrow? I may have some work for you.'

'I like your style, kid. How'd you like to hold cue cards in hollywood?'

"I'll sleep on it and let you know in the morning."

"Welcome aboard, Parker. Your tusks precede you."

The job is yours if you want it – but, of course, I'd expect you to sleep on it a few dozen times before deciding.