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Psychic Advisor's Hotline. Now Hiring. Tell me, where do you see yourself in five years?

The fate of the emigrant

Tourists

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

'Are we broke yet?'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

Monday: Next 7 exits.

BIG BOOK OF CAMPER VAN NAMES

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"Why is it every time I need to go somewhere, the driverless car is taking itself for a spin?"

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'I like the part of your resume where you didn't ask for a raise for 10 years.'

The Hive, Inc. You mean I'll always be a worker, with no chance of advancement?

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

"I must say, that was a very detailed answer to my 'where do you see yourself in five years' question."

"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

'Right, I hope that gives you an idea of what the work is about, any questions?'

Odysseus returns to the Laundromat

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

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