"Still no offers - sometimes I think I'm the only one using this site."
Job Hunting Hero Mugs
Kickstart a job hunting hero’s day with a witty mug that combines humor and motivation. Perfect for caffeine-fueled mornings during the job search, these mugs add a touch of encouragement to every coffee break.
On paper, all applicants were very impressive. . . but clearly some were more experienced than others!
'I had to quit my job at the colander factory. I couldn't take the strain.'
'I hear you're looking for bounty hunters...'
"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."
Businesswoman Empowerment
"My biggest weakness? I'm a perfectionist."
'You lack the expertise we're looking for, Mr Wheaton - but darn it, I like your attitude.'
Caged Businessman
"You inhabit the body of someone who has an impressive résumé."
'Why do you want a career in the bank?'
"That's the last time I write my own resume!"
'You're on the shortlist. It's between you and the bloke who's going to get the job.'
"I'm long term unemployed because jerks like you won't hire me!"
Running Latte
"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"
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'Sorry - The position has already been filled."
'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'
'If he has a pulse, hire him!'
'You'll be starting out at the bottom.'
"I'm afraid we have very little in the salary range you're accustomed to."
'...the job is so much harder when you don't know what you are doing.'
'This test will determinbe which of you gets the position. Who wants to jump first?'
'Do you have an appointment?'
"He's a loose cannon with nothing left to lose, but he's the best damn file clerk I've ever seen."
"...and before that, I was an embryo."
'Oh, and if you really want this job, there's one thing you shouldn't mention.'
"'Can correctly complete a CAPTCHA image 8 our of 10 times.' Any other skills?"
Branch Manager Interviews: "Who's next?"
Union organizer in a hostile workplace. . .
'What about the rolls you promised me?'
"Your CV is amazing. The boss would love you. So unfortunately you've been unsuccessful in your application."
"Your resume shows you have had numerous jobs and in all of them you were rather invisible."
'You've impressed the interview panel, but our handwriting analyst has determined that you're insane.'
Job Hunting Hero Mugs Collection
Job Hunting Hero Pillows
Discover cozy pillows with uplifting messages to comfort and encourage your job hunting hero during long days and nights.
Job Hunting Hero Prints
Add an inspiring touch to their workspace with our collection of motivational and humorous prints for your job hunting hero.
Job Hunting Hero T-Shirts
Find more inspiring t-shirts designed to boost confidence and add humor to your job hunting hero’s wardrobe in our collection.