Jigsaw Puzzle Solver T-Shirts

"Nope, not a dock! Not a diving board! Guess again!"

Please hold -- Your call will be answered in an order based on an intricate computer algorithm.

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

The Map of the human brain

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Eureka!

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'You know too much!'

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

Caption contest. After last year's 3,000 entries, we're doing it again! Visit Speedbump.com for info and send your entries to speedbumpcomic@comcast.net.

'He's not supposed to go out.'

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Some card-game puns

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."