Jigsaw Solving T-Shirts

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Light Bulb Moment

Eureka!

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Introducing...Anagraman.

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

'Do you always have to shout? Well? Do you? Huh?'

House of books.

"It was Saturday night. The clock on my office wall showed the time to be eleven-forty-five. There are times when a private eye does not necessarily feel like being a private eye. This was one of those times. The elevator door down the hall clanked open with a clank familiar to anyone on the fourth floor who had had an office on the fourth floor for as long as I had had an office on the fourth floor. Footsteps came down the darkened hall and stopped outside my door. They were the footsteps of a

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

Fig 1. Fig 2. Fig Newton.

Rest Home

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

"Cool, jigsaw box!"

Clive couldn't work out who was stealing office equipment...

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

'Are you thinking what I'm thinking?'

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

Garden Sudoku

"One crime on this island and everyone's a suspect!"

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

Free love

Rubik builds a snowman out of cubes.

"Now that it's easier to get a gun than an abortion, I should buy an M16 and perform six very late-term abortions."

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

"A three letter word. . . all powerful colloquially known as 'the man upstairs'."

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

E-Reader

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'

"My conclusion that he lied was based on his body language, his polygraph results, and the complete implausibility of his story."

'A free plastic toy, cornflakes scattered around the victim... Yep, it looks like our cereal killer alright!'