Jigsaw Aficionado Prints

"Hmm. I still feel like something's missing."

'I'm just not sure he fits in.'

"You've been very patient, Mr. Robertson, but we're about finished, and you'll be on your way in a moment."

"Forget the Great American Novel, this puzzle is now my life's work."

Rest in Piece

"Man...I just finished this jigsaw puzzle in four hours and it said three to six years on the box!"

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

Eldrow

"Prove you're not a human Select the squares with a bike Skip"

"It appears your anus transplant has rejected you..."

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

Body Systems

"Cool, jigsaw box!"

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

'He agreed that she might have a point.'

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

"Why do you feel like you're lost?"

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

'We don't know what this is called'

Free love

Screw plastic surgeon.

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

Pollsters

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

I wish you'd come to me sooner.

'Let's see now...'

You Are Here

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

"Nope, not a dock! Not a diving board! Guess again!"

"Try to fit in, Dear."

'Phwoar! Full frontal cortex.'

'Very funny!'