Jigsaw Enthusiast Prints

"I won't be able to rest until I find it..."

"Some assembly required."

Pavarotti Jigsaw

"Try to fit in, Dear."

"I bought hima 450,000 piece jigsaw puzzle. That will keep him off his phone for a few hours."

"Done already? Wow!" "Yup, a new record. Just under two years."

"I knew I shouldn't have told him to stick to something he's good at."

A jigsaw puzzle piece wears a condom.

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Rocking horse

D.I.Y

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

Luthier

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

"Cool, jigsaw box!"

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

'No wonder it was so hard to assemble. I thought it was supposed to be a basketball hoop, not a weapon of mass destruction.'

Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.

Handy-lion

"Hey, Brian. I can't make it to the park today, but I'll be there in spirit."

Free love

'Here's how it works, Freddie. Men never do figure out what women want, so eventually we all sign up for woodworking.'

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

'Sounds like another sat nav mistake, you had better put the kettle on dear!'

Bakery: Xmas Logs.

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

"That's brilliant Mr Beaver: These wooden platforms are a lot more durable than lilypads..."

Man tries to build a traditional Indian Guru bed using flatpack furniture.

''Amazing amount of assembly required'.'

'I'm just not sure he fits in.'

Christmas gift requiring assembly.

Sardines swim in the form of a huge shark.