Jfk Assassination Fan Gifts

"Pssst...take it!"

"You're on a what?!"

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

Obama's Financial Reform Pill: I hope they won't need a glass of water.

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

Abraham Lincoln

US recommendation for Middle East peacemaking.

"Baldo, I'm proud of you. You stood up for what you believed in...but you didn't resort to violence."

Barak Obama on the Globe

'I don't know what happened. One minute she's spooning me. The next minute I'm knifing her.'

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

Theodore Roosevelt wins the Nobel Peace Prize.

James K Polk

Four Score and seven years ago...

'Heretofore unnoticed resemblance between G. Washington and A. Lincoln'

George W. Bush

Reagan on Mt. Rushmore.

Obama holding up the earth

Greek Crisis

I hope Bernie Sanders wins. We've never had a president like him. We've had cool presidents, awkward presidents, dignified presidents, goofy presidents

"As soon as we finish our drinks we should get ourselves elected and implement all the wildly simplistic solutions to the problems we have carelessly defined here!"

"No, I don't mind if you peek,' said the mystery writer to the next victim.

Self - toppling

John F. Kennedy

"I think he must have had a death wish"

Biden Wins

Thoughts about a comfort

"I liked you better as George Washington."

Impeachment Chapter III

"Finally, your halftime show - the Mueller report!"