Jewish Cuisine Pillows

"Or,if you prefer, I also have lox and bagels."

Night of the Latkes

"That by you is a wish? 'A toasted bialy with cream cheese'?"

"What foul and wicked concoction brews here?"

The Life Cycle of Cholent

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

Oymoticons

Jewish Geometry

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

Christmas sweater alternatives

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Biblical Jewish Medical Ethics

'I'll let your people go, but making kosher box lunches for them is out of the question!'

Joe's Bar: Sorry, closed to the public due to on-premises 'Bar Mitzvah'.

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'

"Listen, you'll take another break after Deuteronomy and I'll make you some chicken noodle soup."

'Not only did he say I can circumcise him, but he also said there'll be six more weeks of winter.'

"May your year be pear-fect."

'The manna? Oh, the manna is great -- Now, about our housing problem....'

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

Safer Torah

"I don't care if it's his new year, that's my honey!"

'Hi. I'm Rabbi Feldman, and I'll be your mohel this evening.'

Torah-nosaurus Rex

Snowboy becomes a Snowman.

"Kfetch!"

"Actually, I was first drawn to Judaism not because of the religious beliefs but the dietary restrictions!"

Lulav and Etrog Fencing

'Whoa, what's this? I specifically requested the Kosher mean.'

'Commandments? This is a list of things to do.'