Jewish Cuisine Mugs

"Or,if you prefer, I also have lox and bagels."

Night of the Latkes

"That by you is a wish? 'A toasted bialy with cream cheese'?"

"What foul and wicked concoction brews here?"

The Life Cycle of Cholent

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

Oymoticons

Jewish Geometry

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

Christmas sweater alternatives

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side because she was green, and an 'O' Houligan'..."

Biblical Jewish Medical Ethics

'I'll let your people go, but making kosher box lunches for them is out of the question!'

"Listen, you'll take another break after Deuteronomy and I'll make you some chicken noodle soup."

Joe's Bar: Sorry, closed to the public due to on-premises 'Bar Mitzvah'.

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'

'Not only did he say I can circumcise him, but he also said there'll be six more weeks of winter.'

"May your year be pear-fect."

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

'The manna? Oh, the manna is great -- Now, about our housing problem....'

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

Safer Torah

"I don't care if it's his new year, that's my honey!"

Torah-nosaurus Rex

'Hi. I'm Rabbi Feldman, and I'll be your mohel this evening.'

Snowboy becomes a Snowman.

"Actually, I was first drawn to Judaism not because of the religious beliefs but the dietary restrictions!"

"Kfetch!"

Lulav and Etrog Fencing

Bubbie's parrot