Jewish Community Lover Pillows

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

Oymoticons

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

"My novel is about a romance between an octogenarian and a septuagenarian, but I can't remember which is which."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Did you find our menorah?

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'What, They're comfortable.'

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side because she was green, and an 'O' Houligan'..."

'Forty years! How come that other guy got away with forty days and forty nights?'

Biblical Jewish Medical Ethics

"First, do no ham."

HappyHouse Daycare. Family-owned & family-run since this many (fingers showing a count of seven) years.

Thomas was brought up by his extended family

'I'll let your people go, but making kosher box lunches for them is out of the question!'

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'

"May your year be pear-fect."

Happy Holidays: Peace children.

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

Town follows the snow plough.

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

'Buy this house and get two wonderful neighbours!'

Safer Torah

Frank's Butcher Shop. Ernie's Bakery. Starbux Coffee. It hasn't been the same since the candlestick maker went out of business.

"The lesbian world welcomed me with open arms -- I can;t just leave."

"I don't care if it's his new year, that's my honey!"

'I create them, I liberate them from Egypt, I give them manna, and now they want me to make the sun stand still!'

Torah-nosaurus Rex

"That's just sick."

John Travolta shakes the lulav and etrog,